History jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Memes
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?