History jokes
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀