History jokes
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Memes
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.