History jokes
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Memes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.