9/11
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
