History jokes
KK or Liv?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.