History jokes
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.