History jokes
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Memes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!