History jokes
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.