History

History jokes

Tower

    • What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

    Indian

    • There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

    The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

    The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

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    • History memes

    Hitler

    • You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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    • Bill Clinton

    • Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

    As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

    George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

    Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

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    • Rainbow

    • What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

    One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

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    • Hitler

    • There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

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