History jokes
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
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Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.