History jokes
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."