History jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.