I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
