History jokes
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.