History jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!