Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
History Jokes
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
