History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.