History jokes
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.