History jokes
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Memes
Cold war
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.