History jokes

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?

A bullet.