History jokes
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.