History jokes
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.