History jokes

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.