History jokes

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

What do you need in order to crash a train?

A bad track record.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

If I die, delete my search history.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Enough with the Nazi jokes.

They make me führeious!

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.