History jokes
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What would you do if you were killed?
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I have the superpower to predict the past.