History jokes

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

What do you need in order to crash a train?

A bad track record.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

If I die, delete my search history.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.