History jokes

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.