History jokes
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Memes
Me and the boys at the last supper
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.