Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
what is white with red all over.........JFK
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD and it diagnosed me with slavery
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
My granddad killed hitler
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
