History jokes
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?