Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
