You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
