History

History jokes

Fortnite

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

Titanic

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Feminist

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

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  • Plane

    You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

    Memes

    Airplane

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

    The first airplane.

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  • Bullet

    What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

    Culture

    What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

    In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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  • Chess

    Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

    The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

    Hiroshima

    Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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  • Computer

    The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Gun

    I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”