When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
History Jokes
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
