History jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment.
In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo).
During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854.
Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!