History jokes
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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