History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Memes
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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