History jokes
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Memes
Cold war
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.