History jokes
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Memes
Me and the boys at the last supper
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!