History jokes
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.