History jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.