History jokes
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.