History jokes
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.