Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
History Jokes
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
