History

History jokes

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

  • 1
  • Why can't New York City play chess?

    Because they lost 2 towers!

    Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

    Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

    My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

    Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

    All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

    Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

    A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

    9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

    It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

    Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

    Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!