History jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.