History jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.