What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
