Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
