Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
