History jokes
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.