Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
