History jokes

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Hey, Britain, no queen? :(

Hey, America. No towers? :(

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.