History jokes
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.