History jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey, America. No towers? :(
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.