History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?