History jokes
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.