History jokes
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.