I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
