What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
