History jokes
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.