History jokes
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.