Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
History Jokes
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
The Nazis.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
