History

History jokes

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.