History jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Get pranked, bozo!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!