Him jokes

Orphan

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Orphan

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Cop

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

iPhone

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Memes

Mexican

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Game

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Pool

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Doctor

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

Crush

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Orphan

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Emo kid

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.