Him jokes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.