Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Him Jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
