Him jokes
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"