Him jokes
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.