Confidentiality jokes
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
馃挕 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What鈥檚 the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.