Confidentiality jokes
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.