Confidentiality jokes

File

    • A kid asks Trump:

    Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

    Trump: "There they are, bud!"

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    • Weapon

    • 馃挕 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

    The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."
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    • Confidentiality memes

    Doctor

    • Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:

    "The doctor has now sent me the bill."

    "Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"

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    • Assassination

    • "John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

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    • Secret

    • Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn鈥檛 listening when you told them.

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    • Case

    • What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

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