Emo High Five

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an emo kid who tries to high-five a tree. But get this: the tree "left him hanging," which is a play on words. Emos are known for being all sad and angsty, right? So, being "left hanging" can mean both the tree didn't high-five him back and that he's feeling all alone and depressed. You probably think trees give good hugs. I can tell you like emo music because you are sad that you're so dumb!