hi guys i feel forgoten lol i feel like a bannana peal...noone will talk to me oh i got an good idea we do a google meet!
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
Yankedoodle went to town riding on a computer screen and then they can see the government has to get chili's
devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos
kid : hi janitor : wtf you want kid? kid : why are you rude? janitor : cuz i have a shitty job
son. hi dad. yo
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."
Hi I’m cool
Hi 👋 I was wondering
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
hi i am Emma I'm going to Stan
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
what happend when the emo tried to hi five a tree
it left him hanging
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
Hi! could i join?
Hi I’m joe
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he
