HI jokes
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Hi, I’m gay.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Hi, I’m Joe.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
lol hi
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Hi, how are you?
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"