HI jokes

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Hi, I'm cool.

I love you.

Hi 👋 I was wondering...

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Hi, how are you?

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Hi! Could I join?

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Hi, I’m Joe.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Hi how are you?

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)