HI jokes

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Hi, I'm cool.

Hi 👋 I was wondering...

I love you.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Hi, how are you?

Hi, I’m Joe.

Hi! Could I join?

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Hi how are you?

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hi Blake.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!