Hes jokes
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.