Hes Jokes

I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon

do you know why 6 is afraid of 7 ? Why ? 7 ate (8) 9. do you know why 10 scared ? Why ? he is between 9 and 11

I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."