A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
What 7 letters do you say when you open he fridge and see it’s empty
o i c u r m t
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road???
Because he got stuck in a crack
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
How did micheal jackson get away with it? He's a smooth criminal
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
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Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
i tried to high five my emo friend but he just left me hanging
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
