Hes jokes

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!

When does a doctor get mad?

When he runs out of patients!

Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!