Hes jokes
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Memes
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John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?