Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK he didn't either!
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
