A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
Muffin Man Muffin Man hes gonna rape uouin his van
Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born
STEVEN LANDED AT TILTED AND GOT 199 PUMPED HES 1 SHOT
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
What do u call a dog with no legs?
It doesnt matter, hes not coming
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
