Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
Hes in a wheelchair
hes the best hehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKIN DIE BECAUSE HES SLIGHTLY GINGER
Hes died
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair
My friends dad died during the 9/11 he was such a good pilot but my friend kept disturbing him so when hes dad died he said it was you who killed me(to the child).so the the child Sayed yoo-hoo?what type of name is yoo-hoo,but yoo-hoo yoo-hoo come here I need to k1ll you NOW
A asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son he instantly picks the cooker and says "HE GOT A B+ IN MATHS LAST WEEK HES A FAILURE"
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short
Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.
hes a fortnite kid haha.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
