Her jokes
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.