Her jokes
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.