Her jokes

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?

A: Reading road signs.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.