Her jokes
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
true though
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.