Her jokes

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.