Her jokes
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
POV: Her name is Alli.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.