Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Her Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
