Her jokes
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!