Her jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.