What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
Dwarf Shortage
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?
-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?
-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
