Height jokes
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Midget
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"