when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
