Hearing jokes
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.