A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
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Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
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why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE: JOHNS LIFE
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
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One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
