what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
ok a;ya hears the chat since u cant email for whatever reson
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish
did you hear about fridgetair kelvinater
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now leashing!
Did you hear that story "three lines In the sand?" By dickadraggin
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill
your life wanna hear a sadder one
my life
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
wanna hear a joke? your face
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
