Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Want to hear a joke Ohio state foodball
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ainβt dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some π‘ awareness that we can understand you π― meanwhile we laugh at you π€‘ We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this π *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. Lπk at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE π» I promise we ainβt ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue π΅
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happened to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind itβs too Pointless
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldnβt stop pootin!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
