Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
your life wanna hear a sadder one
my life
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
ok a;ya hears the chat since u cant email for whatever reson
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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