one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
