two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
have you heard about the pokemon called rhy rhy rhyde on deez nuts
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
