Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"
LOL
Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
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Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
