What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Down syndrome and brownies.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
