Health jokes
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
I slit my wrists.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
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