Head jokes
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
"Poo heads."
You got a pig head!
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.