Head jokes
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.