What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh I know, to cover your hairline
its like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
your foreheads so big that you dream in 4k
