Head Jokes

Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

Q.What makes music on your hair?

A. A head band!

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?

mummy

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.