Head jokes
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
"Poo heads."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.