A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
a knife is like hallucinations both in your head
I'm Clueless. By M.T Head
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What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt
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How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
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Jobs 50 shapes head
who got shot in the head, JFK did!!!!!
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2 men walk into a bar and they both hit their heads
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Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.
Why did frozoan have a head ach he had brainfreeze
What is a monkey with a head?
One day I was eating a banana and one my friend was eating in the balcony so I threw my banana on his balcony he steapt on it. So he got slipped and one yogi was passing by me. So my friend s banana felt on his head and he got a banana and he got a very nice shining half eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
I have two heads four eyes and six ears,what am I ?
Ugly.
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
