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What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.