The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Man, I hate the government.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
